To Date or Not....You know my Answer

So the year is coming to a close and it is now time to start considering resolutions, I have my usual's in there i.e. consider to quit smoking, loose weight, eat right, and my new one "consideration to date". Please continue reading for the conditions of the statement "consideration to date". I BJA, do solemnly swear to consider potential suitors for potential dates, on which I strongly intend to keep my legs closed for the first two dates. However these "dates" may not impede on my weekly schedule of activities in any way, forth with will not be booked due to scheduling conflicts. Now you the people will have a roll to play in this as well, it will be your duty not to nag, get upset or pushy with me if I don't move fast enough for you. After all I have a year and I intend to do this in my own time, any attempt to push will cause for extreme slow down and start over to get comfortable with the idea tactics on my end. So just don't push as always I remain stubbornly in my steadfast ability to circumvent this subject but am willing to give quarterly updates. Enjoy your holidays!